The European Commission is on track to reach its target to set 2030 targets for every single policy area, a spokesperson said today. The...

Every year presents a string of surprises and 2021 was no exception. At this time twelve months ago, who could have possibly foreseen...

In a surprise move officials said was aimed at “preventing dangerous leaks”, the European Commission imposed a two-day moratorium on...

Brussels was thrown into disarray today after Slovenian Prime Minister Janez Janša repeatedly refused to accept the results of a vote...

In a surprise move, a new European Commission proposal to regulate Uber drivers and other ‘gig economy’ workers will instead reclassify...

EU officials today reminded naughty children that they can expect a lump of biofuel in their Christmas stocking this year, with new EU...

European Commission scientists are secretly working on a new cliché to deploy against the COVID-19 Omicron variant, after discovering...

European Commission president Ursula von der Leyen today confirmed she was converting to Satanism, doubling down on earlier plans to have...

By Albion Hardon of The Lactator Must we tear down our statues to Kent and Delta? It seems that in our woke age every variant must be...

Boris Johnson has riled yet more European governments with demands they do more to solve British problems. Hot on the heels of a letter...

In a landmark vote, the European Parliament today agreed to a sweeping reform of the EU’s Common Agricultural Policy, which will now pay...

The British Conservative party is relocating its headquarters to Amsterdam, after a court ordered the Tories to slash their corruption...

The final consolidated conclusions of the COP26 climate talks in Glasgow have now been published, revealing the true extent of the...

French President Emmanuel Macron today launched a new EU effort to counter the global influence and irresistible menace of Facebook with...

World leaders have told the general public that they're just going to have to pull their weight in tackling climate change, because...

The European Commission has spent 700 000 euros on a video ad to make football fans more aware of the things they could do to contribute...

The French government said Monday it was close to clinching a deal to sell billions of euros worth of nuclear submarines to SpongeBob...

Politicians and the super-rich across the world have been embarrassed by yet more revelations that they are stashing their cash in the...

The UK has sent in its army to resolve an impasse with the EU, after discovering that seemingly intractable Brexit-related problems can...

By Albion Hardon of The Lactator Before the dust has even settled on the German election, indeed before I’ve even bothered to check what...