To plagiarise borrow a format made popular by I’m Sorry I Haven’t A Clue, Mock The Week, and Private Eye, here’s a rundown of the top ten ‘unlikely things to hear in Brussels’, as spouted by @Berlaymonster on that there twitter.
Bung us your own, by BM’s customary gmail, or over the aforementioned virtual verbal diary-er with the hashtag #unlikelythingstohearinbrussels.
“Your Dutch colleague is very quiet.”
“Actually my kids are at a Belgian school.”
“But there’s so many brunch options to choose from.”
“No no, I can’t, I’m driving.”
“Yay, Strasbourg!”
“Frankly, I support the strike.”
“Let’s go down the Parliamentarium!”
“I’m looking forward to relocating to the Madou tower.”
“I’ve been working for Cathy Ashton for more than a year now.”
“Mr Chairman, I’m aware I still have several minutes of speaking time, but I think I’ll leave it there.”
BM
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