Unclear if Michel will ‘run’ or ‘stand’ in elections

The idea that this man could “run” for anything other than down the pie-shop is quite preposterous. This is a man who would never “run” for election, it has therefore been suggested he might possibly “stand” as a candidate, but many commentators have suggested that even that is unlikely.

According to a preliminary copy of the ballot sheet, submitted anonymously to Berlaymonster, the Belgian authorities are allowing Michel to “squat” for election.