As speculation already starts to mount as to who may feature in the next EU commission administration, it seems the British government is intent on putting forward a candidate to shatter the traditional eurocrat mould.
A UK official told the ‘monster, “we’re going all out here. We want to tick as many boxes as possible.”
“A gay candidate is no longer the groovy choice – we need to go further.”
“If we take the gay route, they’ve got to be positively camp” the source told BM.
“Otherwise, the PC choice of a chick for commissioner has to be the way forward.”
Either way, the source added, hopefuls would benefit from being “of a beige complexion or darker, from a working class upbringing if possible, and maybe even a bit handicapped. But not too much, because that wouldn’t look good on telly.”
A knowledge of modern British street patois would be an advantage, and there is talk the successful candidate may even be drawn from the tiny disenfranchised and oppressed Europhile minority…
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