Tsunami of indifference hits Brussels
Fifty years of EU bungling was marked yesterday by a huge tidal wave across Belgium, which went largely unnoticed by Brussels residents.
A representative from the European Climate Change Program said it represented “a stark warning [which will] open our eyes to the dangers of global warming, carbon emissions and bureaucracy”.
Commission officials are understood to be working flat out to repair damage caused to inter-institutional decision-making procedures, which have never really recovered since the catastrophic Treaty of Rome in 1957.
The Council is working on the removal of a boat (pictured) which is understood to have been carried on a flood of paperwork from Germany.
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