The two faces of Nicola Smith

Gorgeous Nicola has made quite a reputation for herself in the UK press with sensational articles on Robert Kilroy-Silk, French farmers and Peter Mandelson.

Her finest moment, until now, had been “posing as a childless woman” and trying to buy a baby in Bulgaria. But the Berlaymonster is happy to reveal that Miss Smith shares her name and her fame with “Britain’s number one transvestite”, Nicola Smith.

Is your name Nicola Smith? Do you have a sordid secret? Contact Berlaymonster on 1-800-SMITH.