The two faces of Nicola Smith

Blonde bombshell journo Nicola Smith continues her run as Brussels’ sassiest reporter with this piece in last Sunday’s Times on MEPs swanning around in Barbados, sipping Margheritas and cheating on their wives.

Gorgeous Nicola has made quite a reputation for herself in the UK press with sensational articles on Robert Kilroy-Silk, French farmers and Peter Mandelson.

Her finest moment, until now, had been “posing as a childless woman” and trying to buy a baby in Bulgaria. But the Berlaymonster is happy to reveal that Miss Smith shares her name and her fame with “Britain’s number one transvestite”, Nicola Smith.

Is your name Nicola Smith? Do you have a sordid secret? Contact Berlaymonster on 1-800-SMITH.