The git that keeps on giving …
“After two senior female Ukip members joked that they did not clean behind the fridge, as Bloom said it was where women belonged, he joyfully shouted: “This place is full of sluts.”” So I got my rhyming dictionary out again and had another bash:
There once was a fellow called Bloom, Who’d bluster and chortle and fume, It may seem alarming That some find him charming. As long as you haven’t a womb.
Bon weekend, sluts.