The Berlaymonster Conference-Name Generator (Patent Pending)

Invites all ready to go for your new conference, but no idea what to title them? Need a name to drag in the dreariest of Brussels-bubble dignitaries? No fear! The Berlaymonster automatic-conference-name generator is here to cater for all your needs. (Don’t worry if it doesn’t match the topic: they’re only there for the canapés.)