Weekly round-up of some nonsense you might have missed:
DIY European Constitution – The Adam Smith Institute is offering a grand to anybody who can write a better EU constitution. The competition means compressing 76000 words into under 2000. Sounds like too much hard work for us, but if there’s a reader out there who takes part, let us see a copy of your entry and we’ll publish the first 100 words and something witty/caustic/lame about it on this blog, to be seen by thousands.
European Parliament smoking ban banned – With just about everybody having something to say about it. So we’ll say nothing. We’re off for a fag.