Panic as Brussels hints deadly flu spreads to books
The European Commission today indicated that the deadly swine flu had spread to works of fiction, prompting panic measures to shut down bookshops and libraries.
Some authors, too, were put under isolation in order to contain a poten
This was, she said, “to avoid misunderstandings” that led to worldwide consumer and stock market panic that ‘swine flu’ would blight the pork industry.
However the comments instead sent shares in major book retailers crashing, while people known to be avid readers reported being treated with even greater suspicion than usual.
Online booksellers recorded a peak in poetry and non-fiction sales, as wary shoppers sought alternatives to the blighted genre.
The misunderstanding prompted an urgent statement from EU health commissioner Androulla Vassiliou many hours later, reassuring that novels were “perfectly safe.”