New Year’s Resolution: BM sticks it out!

It was arduous. It took will power and effort beyond the usual bounds of fonctionnaire endeavour.

But the ‘Monster has seen through its New Year’s Resolution: to disappoint our readers with no, that’s right, NO articles whatsoever throughout the whole course of January.

Following this successful display of selfless asceticism, from February onwards, BM resolves to further disappoint our readers for the rest of the year, with an infrequent trickle of limp editorial giblets!

Bet you can’t wait.

But you might just have to.