Ms Mills for MEP

Heather Mills, Paul McCartney’s rancid ex-wife, on the tabloid press:

“I sue them, I generally win, I get a two-line apology. My next campaign is going to go to the European Parliament to create a law of not misinforming the public and the size of the lie that they say should be the size of the apology.”

So that’s how you get things done? Any laws you need creating? Call Ms Mills.