Let them eat gateau

A bunch of UK Tory MPs has set out what one of the authors has called a ‘menu’ of options for scaling back Britain’s involvement in the European Union.

‘Here‘, in the style of Private Eye, ‘is that menu in full’

Starter

Unsavoury waffle on reduced fish stock

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Main

Rosbif with sour grapes

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Just Desserts

Ile Flottante Eton Mess with Fudge

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Whine: Accompanied by a variety of indiscernible overrated British whites.

BM