Let them eat gateau
A bunch of UK Tory MPs has set out what one of the authors has called a ‘menu’ of options for scaling back Britain’s involvement in the European Union.
‘Here‘, in the style of Private Eye, ‘is that menu in full’
Unsavoury waffle on reduced fish stock
Rosbif with sour grapes
Ile Flottante Eton Mess with Fudge
Whine: Accompanied by a variety of indiscernible overrated British whites.