Happy Christmas, and HELP
If your office is on fire, don’t call the fire brigade, send a nice card…
Someone might need to check on the poor souls at Hill & Knowlton’s Brussels office.
Have a look at their Christmas e-card…
Do those people on the top floor look as though they’re wishing us all the best for the festive season, or roasting alive in a terrifying inferno?
The original ‘flash’ animated version is even creepier, with a laid-back xylophone jazz trio drowning out the bloodcurdling screams of the incinerated account executives and accompanying them to a premature, involuntary cremation.
They clearly didn’t heed this warning from the European Commission this time last year, about the dangers of badly-wired tree lights.
Makes you feel all festive.
As Nat King Cole might have sung it: “Lobbyists roasting on an open fire…”
(any other shocking corporate Christmas cards? Feel free to email them to the ‘Monster)