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  • Writer's pictureBerlaymonster

Happy Christmas, and HELP

If your office is on fire, don’t call the fire brigade, send a nice card…

Someone might need to check on the poor souls at Hill & Knowlton’s Brussels office.

Have a look at their Christmas e-card…

Do those people on the top floor look as though they’re wishing us all the best for the festive season, or roasting alive in a terrifying inferno?

The original ‘flash’ animated version is even creepier, with a laid-back xylophone jazz trio drowning out the bloodcurdling screams of the incinerated account executives and accompanying them to a premature, involuntary cremation.

They clearly didn’t heed this warning from the European Commission this time last year, about the dangers of badly-wired tree lights.

Makes you feel all festive.

As Nat King Cole might have sung it: “Lobbyists roasting on an open fire…”

Happy Chanukah,


(any other shocking corporate Christmas cards? Feel free to email them to the ‘Monster)

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