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EU strikes back at Russia missile threat

The European Union has responded to Russia’s threat to point its missiles towards its western neighbours with a stern warning it will be pointing its fingers back at Moscow.

With Russia’s nuclear missiles soon to be trained upon Europe’s capitals, EU leaders are expected to respond in kind, deploying their finger-pointing in Putin’s direction as G8 talks get underway in Heiligendamm*, Germany this week.

In a sign Europe is toughening its line with Russia, EU representatives are to adopt a more rigorous digital indication policy, with its prior finger-pointing strategy now likely to be accompanied by a narrowing of the eyes, a jabbing motion, and a bit of accusatory but barely audible tutting.

*In English “Holy Damn!”

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