EU strikes back at Russia missile threat

With Russia’s nuclear missiles soon to be trained upon Europe’s capitals, EU leaders are expected to respond in kind, deploying their finger-pointing in Putin’s direction as G8 talks get underway in Heiligendamm*, Germany this week.

In a sign Europe is toughening its line with Russia, EU representatives are to adopt a more rigorous digital indication policy, with its prior finger-pointing strategy now likely to be accompanied by a narrowing of the eyes, a jabbing motion, and a bit of accusatory but barely audible tutting.

*In English “Holy Damn!”