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EU plans to liberalise cross-border Viagra market


Moves are afoot at EU level to allow the stimulation of cross-border erections, after several throbbing members were turned back by customs officers. The sale of Viagra had been banned in the eastern regions of Stetin after several well-endowed Poles had crossed borders with their stimulated manhoods and infuriated prudish German guards. Now the Commission is looking to lift the ban and allow the free movement of erections.

“It has long been the commission’s position that all goods should be able to be traded across borders and Class B7 stimulants are clearly part of that programme,” said an official. “One of the commissioners – who shall remain nameless – was recently very disappointed to find that after a mouthful of the knob-drug he could not cross from Austria into Slovakia to buy some cheap love.”

“I don’t see the point,” countered one political aide. “Commissioners have had passports for ages, so there’s always been the free movement of cocks around Europe.”

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