Sarko has sais he’s not cut out to be EU Council President.
So BM has made a Sarko that can be.
This miniature two-dimensional leader bends easily.
As does the cut-out version here [*badum-TSH*].
It has the added advantage of being almost completely silent and inconspicuous, vital for the role of EU President.
You may want to get your Merkel to help you with the scissors. And be sure to make the folds carefully, otherwise he starts to lean further to the right.
Here he is, in action, defending the Euro.
‘Monster readers are invited to take futher photos of Sarko conducting other duties vital to the role of EU President.