Council staffed by nerds

Despite its reputation as a sexy, vibrant place to work, Berlaymonster can today reveal that the Council of the European Union (the institution formerly known as the Council of Ministers) is staffed almost entirely by nerds.

Secret documents confirm that the geeks seem to have the run of the building. One official, who asked not to be named, said: “it’s highly unlikely that you’d meet anybody here who has even a feeble grasp of modern pop music.”