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Commission to inspect cow emissions

Eurocrats comfortably ensconced in a load of bullshit.

If only we were making this up …

So it seems that a “Written declaration on greenhouse gas emissions by the livestock sector” has been issued by a couple of Members of the European Parliament. Jan Christian Ehler and Romana Cizelj, both elected members of the club and neither idiots, have called “on the Commission to look again at the livestock question in direct connection with global warming and to take appropriate action”.

Whilst the Commission is understandably excited to get the opportunity to legitimately investigate keeping cow farts in jam jars, it’s understood that an irritable electorate is starting to feel uneasy about the fucking monumental farce that is the role of an MEP.

Next week – some pratt fields a motion about Liverpool football club. Oh wait … it’s already been done.

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