China in your hand…

Updates from Permanent Representations are rarely newsworthy, but BM woke on Monday morning to ‘Issue No.9 of the Mission of the People’s Republic of China to the European Union Newsletter’. It invited the ‘Monster to read a speech. And not just any speech. A potentially explosive one.

“On January 17，Ambassador Song Zhe, Head of the Mission of the People’s Republic of China to the European Communities gave a welcome speech at the Touching China Pubic Reception.”

I don’t want anybody else, When I think about you I touch myself, I don’t want anybody else, oh no, ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah….

Sigh, some posts just write themselves.

The staging for the 2006 Touching China pubic ceremony left attendees in no doubt as to what to expect.