ALL RISE: EU judges to review porn tax

Hear that? It’s the delicious ‘WHUMP’ of worlds colliding…

EU judges have been called upon to rule whether the seedy (ew…) cabins at the back of sex shops for masturbarians to peruse the porn industry’s latest celluloid releases can be considered ‘cinemas’.

A sex shop based in the Belgian city of Brugges has been caught out by the tax authorities trying to pass off their onanular grumble flick booths as justifying the same reduced VAT rates as yer local Odeon or Multiplex.

And the Belgian courts have now asked the European Court of Justice to lay down the law on the matter.