A Message in a Bottle from a reader

Dear ‘Monster,

I just received a press release entitled:

“Sharing police records: Conference discusses German presidency proposal”

It was only after I had unearthed my gatefold sleeve original of Brimstone and Black, and ‘Every Breath You Take’ picture disk, that I bothered to read further.

Thereupon, imagine how foolish I felt on discovering the statement was about enhanced cross-border cooperation on access to national DNA databases, and not an institutional vinyl collectors’ club for fans of the Sting’s former 80’s combo!

Bests,

Ian Bread.