Martini Seltzermayr

Israeli spies puzzled by ‘inane’ contents of Reynders’ phone

Israeli spooks who managed to hack the phones of senior EU officials have pronounced themselves “baffled” at the meaningless string of...

Berlaymonster

EU unity now measured in 'eucoseconds'

Scientists have discovered a new unit of time to define the period of EU unanimity following the outbreak of the Ukraine crisis. The...

Altiero Spaghetti

Putin backs down after ‘tough’ phone call with Luxembourg’s PM Bettel

Vladimir Putin announced he is unilaterally pulling Russian troops out of Ukraine after being given a stern talking to by Luxembourg...

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