Martini Seltzermayr

Apr 19, 20221 min read

EU to replace accession criteria with BuzzFeed quiz

The EU will replace its controversial process for acquiring new Member States with an interactive online quiz to be published on...

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Martini Seltzermayr

Apr 11, 20221 min read

Israeli spies puzzled by ‘inane’ contents of Reynders’ phone

Israeli spooks who managed to hack the phones of senior EU officials have pronounced themselves “baffled” at the meaningless string of...

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Berlaymonster

Apr 5, 20221 min read

EU unity now measured in 'eucoseconds'

Scientists have discovered a new unit of time to define the period of EU unanimity following the outbreak of the Ukraine crisis. The...

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