Berlaymonster
Well, buongiorno… (update)
It may be just me, but whenever I see the European Commission’s official photo of spokesman for home affairs Michele Cercone:

I feel that it’s somehow missing something…

Just me then.
BM UPDATE – further to a request from @quarsan on that there twitter:

It’s a good look Michele. I say go for it. Ding, dong. etc. BM.